Thursday, the Bengals beat the Dolphins 22-7. The Dolphins’ all-orange uniforms were not a hit with NFL players. Orange may be the new black, but awful is still the old stinks.
Workers at a Trump-owned CA golf course say Donald wanted all unattractive workers fired. It got out of control when Trump walked by a mirror and accidentally fired himself.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are settling their divorce. On the bright side, dealing with Angelina has given Brad an idea for the sequel to “World War Z.” “World War Cray-Z.”
A German goalkeeper was arrested after letting in 43 goals in one match. He was charged with loitering and impersonating Donald Trump at the debate.
The Trump campaign is asking for donations to get to $20 mil. Donating money to Donald Trump would be like giving Chris Christie a gym membership.