Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Why does Donald Trump complaining about a faulty microphone remind me of this?

Celebrity couples breaking up. First Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, then Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and now Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts. Thank god we still have Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna.  

The debate has inspired drinking games: drink every time Hillary says family. Drink every time Trump says China, drink every time it dawns on you one of these two people will be president. 

There was a choice between “Monday Night Football” or the debate. In one you could watch people trying to take each other’s heads off, or you could watch the football game. 

It was 100 in Los Angeles yesterday. I was sweating like Donald Trump hearing the name “Miss Piggy.” 

And was it just me, or did Hillary Clinton do the "Caddyshack" gopher dance when Trump attacked her temperament? 

After her email fiasco, listening to Hillary Clinton at the debate lecture us on cyber security was like listening to Chris Christie talking about the benefits of cardio. 

And, during the debate, Donald Trump was sniffing like an '80's Wall Street trader coming out of a bathroom in Studio 54. 

Since you asked:

Donald Trump is that bratty kid you didn’t like who changed the rules of games so he would win. Hillary Clinton is the Reese Witherspoon character, Tracy Flick, in “Election.” People vote for her because she says what they want to hear, but they can’t stand her. 

How did a country as great as ours end up with these two clowns? 

As with Trump, I am a fan of Hillary's by no means. But anyone who says Trump did not lose that debate is letting their agenda destroy their credibility. Trump was not prepared. He gave lame sound bites. He got rattled. He sucked. 

The biggest problem with both candidates is their egos are so huge they honestly believe they're above the truth. Hillary is just smart enough not to lie five times during a debate. 

Not sure how much this debate swayed undecided voters. There were some who were probably impressed by Hillary’s win and changed their minds. 

The biggest thing that happened was uninformed Trump supporters - the ones in love with the concept of Trump, not the actual guy -  tuned in for the first time and were disappointed.