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In the debate, Donald Trump kept begging people to call Sean Hannity. Sean Hannity’s nose is so far up Donald Trump’s ass he can almost taste Vladimir Putin.
They’re calling Monday’s debate the Super Bowl of debates. It was so much like a Super Bowl, Cam Newton fumbled and did not dive on it.
Donald Trump is saying he won the debate. OK, sure. And the girl I took to the high school prom did not leave with the drummer with the Spiderman neck tattoo. Whatever you have to believe.
They’re calling Monday’s debate the Super Bowl of debates. That makes Donald Trump the insurance commercial with the dead kid.
Donald Trump blamed his weak debate performance on the microphone. That is like blaming his bad comb-over on his dentist.
In a rally in Florida, Donald Trump said he won the debate. Apparently this was the Smoke Free Meth rally.
They figured out the cause of Donald Trump’s sniffing during the debate. Apparently Trump’s allergic to his own sucking.
A woman in Tennessee came home to find two robbers, a man and a woman, having sex on her couch. The man brought new meaning to the term: a hardened criminal.
Donald Trump interrupted Hillary Clinton 51 times during the debate. Trump interrupted so many times he accidentally interrupted himself 10 times.
Nike announced they had a boost in sales after the Rio Olympics. Especially their new shoe: The Ryan Lochte Robbery Runners.
Donald Trump said he won the debate. That’s like the Captain of the Titanic hitting the iceberg and bragging about the free ice on the fore deck.
Donald Trump said he won the debate. That’s like Custer telling his men at Little Big Horn they’re about to get free haircuts.
A man in Florida high on meth, cut off his genitals and fed them to an alligator. Many Florida experts consider this the most Florida thing ever done in Florida by a guy from Florida.
Since you asked:
There have been big first presidential debate losses that have had the losers come back and either win or do very well. Nixon, Reagan, George H.W. Bush, Obama.
That is not going to happen with Trump. That would require serious smarts, serious study and intense preparation. Trump is too stupid and lazy to do that.
Trump is running around telling people he won. Which, like with all pathological liars, means he believes it. Which means he did not learn his lesson. Which means he is not going to prepare again. Which means he is going to get destroyed in the second debate.
The second debate loss is going to crush Trump. No recovery. If I was an ardent Hillary fan, I would be feeling smugger than usual.
Had one of the best French Dip sandwiches ever in Glenwood Springs, Colorado. Just wanted that information out there. Also bought a great harmonica at the music store nearby.