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There is a yoga class in Oregon that includes goats. This just seems like a bahahahahad idea. 

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Poor New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie. Snubbed by Donald Trump as a running-mate and now the bridge-gate investigation is re-opened. Hardest time for Christie since the Twinkie shortage. 

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It is the one year anniversary of when an India road crew killed a napping man when they paved over him. Nobody was arrested. There was no concrete evidence. 

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It is the one year anniversary of when an India road crew killed a napping man when they paved over him. His name was Aymah Speedbump. 

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A man in Canada has been charged with stealing $135,000 by sneaking gold coins out of a mint in his rectum. In addition he faces the lesser charge of impersonating a piggy bank.