After his fake Rio robbery, Ryan Lochte has lost his sponsors. But what we've learned about Ryan’s personality, he could pick up other sponsors, like Preparation H,  E-cigs, Bluetooth, and Summer’s Eve.

Ryan Lochte told TMZ he is considering rehab. He may check into Douche-bags Malibu. 


Since you asked:

Roger Goodell runs the NFL like he is a publicity-whore prosecutor. He goes after high-profile cases he thinks will make him look good, like inflated balls and steroids, and ignores cases that are unattractive, like domestic violence and CTE.

Donald Trump tried to appeal to black voters by saying what do you have to lose by voting for me? It is the worst pitch to black people since, “We will give you an all-expense-paid cruise from Africa to America."