A “New York Times” article claims Donald Trump has $650 mil. in debt - twice what he claims - and far less in assets. If it gets any worse, Trump will have to claim he was robbed by fake Rio police. 

After his Rio fake-robbery, sponsors are dumping Ryan Lochte. Ryan may have to resort to a proven means of a former Olympic champion desperate for publicity: Introducing Caitryan Lochte. 

In Rio, Gwen Jorgensen won the first US gold in the Triathlon. It was actually a Quadathlon when you include avoiding sewage as one of the events.