To say the naked Donald Trump statues in five cities are not flattering is an understatement. The name of the Trump statues is “Ode to Shrinkage.” 

The New York Yankees are paying Alex Rodriguez $20 Mil. not to play next season. Big deal? I’m getting paid $20 mil. not to write comedy for NBC. Except for the getting paid $20 Mil part.



A study claims ADHD often goes undiagnosed in adults. The study went on to say blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada. Oh look, a furry dog. 



The New York Yankees are paying Alex Rodriguez $20 Mil. not to play next season. The Chicago Cubs call that the Jayson Heyward Contract.