When the press asked if Tom Brady would start week 5, New England Patriot coach, Bill Belichick, muttered “Jesus Christ.” Which I am sure he meant even if Jesus Christ himself came back, Brady would still start. Yeah, that’s it.

Now the rumor is Donald Trump will not release his tax returns because of his income from Russia. Asked to comment, Trump said there is nyet truth to this. 

Donald Trump has been accused of treason with Russia and has threatened to punch Michael Bloomberg. It so bad, Trump’s poll numbers have only gone up 12%. 

They found a body floating in Rio where the Olympic swimmers will compete. And if that wasn’t bad enough, the body tested positive for steroids.