Scientists in India claim cockroach milk may be the next super food. So it is just a question of time until some utter tool utters the phrase: “Where is the lactose-free cockroach milk?” 

ESPN reports 450,000 condoms will be distributed to athletes at the Rio Olympics. And like every Olympics prior, the cool jocks will be dipping into the unused stock of the badminton players and archers. 

Michelle Obama gave a moving speech at the DNC. Michelle Obama’s speech was so moving, it moved right into Melania Trump’s document file.