Saturday, July 23, 2016

A Chicago team doctor prescribed eating potato chips to ward off persistent hand cramps for Cubs pitcher Jason Hammel. I’m going to guess the Giant’s, Pablo Sandoval, never suffered from hand cramps.  

In addition to potato chips, the doctor prescribed beer for those pesky, unsightly six-pack abs.

Donald Trump did not accept the resignation of Meredith McIver, the alleged plagiarizer. But you know she had a rough week: “Hey, Meredith, how about this? "To be or not to be? That is the question?" Catchy, huh?”

Word is Hillary Clinton’s running mate, Tim Kaine, makes the ticket more likable. Somebody then yelled, “A pit bull with lip gloss is more likable,” But then they told Bernie Sanders to pipe down. 

19,000 leaked email reveal a deep split between the democratic party and Bernie Sanders. And those are just the emails Hillary Clinton did not erase. 

These emails were quite revealing. Like that Bernie’s celebrity crush was Betty White.

Remember all the excitement caused over the two gay male African lions photographed having sex? Turns out they are not gay, one is a rare female with a mane. At least that is what the male is telling all the guys at the watering hole. 

"How about those Bears? I mean those Lions?"