Friday, July 22, 2016

Thoughts on Donald Trump's RNC speech:

Donald Trump’s speech last night was borrowed from a sales technique called: “Make them sick and then cure them.” Although I think Trump’s interpretation was: “Beat the crap out of them and then cuddle.”

Donald Trump expecting to get Bernie Sanders followers because of trade is like expecting chickens to follow you because you make the best fajitas. 

After Donald Trump’s speech, NATO stands for Not Allowing Trump’s Opinion.

Did anyone else notice Trump fighting his instincts to try and pronounce LGBTQ as Ligbetcue? 

Looking at Trump’s crowd at the RNC, I’ve seen them before: they’re they same pasty, bitter people who showed up at my mother’s estate sale to insult her cherished belongings for a discount.