Sunday, June 05, 2016

Richard Simmons was hospitalized for bizarre behavior. That’s like hospitalizing a Kardashian for a swollen ass. 

In the NHL finals, the Sharks and Penguins keep banging it off the pipe. Have not seen anyone in sports hit the pipe this much since Lamar Odom.

Paris has been hit with massive flooding. There is so much water, some of the Parisians may accidentally get clean.