Ted Cruz has picked his running mate, Carly Fiorina. And John Kasich has picked his running mate: Ironic Satire.

After losing five primaries, Ted Cruz tapped Carly Fiorina as his running mate. That’s like being kicked off the “Bachelorette” first and announcing what you and Bachelorette JoJo will name your child. 

A restaurant in Pennsylvania has named a pizza after Hillary Clinton. They were going to name a pizza after Donald Trump, but it was too expensive and it did not really have anything on top.

Baylor’s 6.7, 405 pound tight end, LaQuan McGowen, is not expected to be drafted until the last NFL draft round, the seventh. But he is expected to put the round in the seventh round. 

Ted Cruz tapped Carly Fiorina as his running mate. Chris Christie then kept tugging on Donald Trump’s jacket saying, “Ya gonna to tell them? Ya gonna tell them? Huh? Huh?” 

Beyonce’s use of Becky in “Lemonade,” Becky is a slur black women us against promiscuous white women who sleep with black men. Of course if Beyonce wanted to get real insulting she would have used the term: Kardashian.