Wednesday, April 27, 2016

These just in:

Ted Cruz has tapped Carly Fiorina as his running mate. It will be the first time the words Carly Fiorina and tapped have been used together in 20 years.

Prince’s estate is said to be worth somewhere between $500 million and $150 million. Now, I am no accounting genius. But if you’re calculations vary by $350 million dollars, you may want to get a new calculator. 

Happy 46th Birthday to Melania Trump. For Melania, 46 is the new 26. No, really, this year she is going to be replaced by a 26-year-old.