I think Jay-Z did cheat on Beyonce with Rachel Roy and they had a kid: Pete Davidson

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An Oregon man was arrested after trying to pay a prostitute with a monkey. That is one of the oldest rules of the street: Don’t be a whimp and skimp a pimp with a chimp. 

You think that is weird? He was going to give her a tip in gerbils. 

The recruits for ISIS have plummeted because their money supply has been destroyed. To give you an idea how bad it is, ISIS is losing money faster than the US Post Office.