Saturday, April 23, 2016

At the time of his tragic passing, Prince was worth a billion dollars with no heirs. That is the saddest thing I have ever heard or my name isn’t Alex Prince Kaseberg. 

Lindsay Lohan is converting to Islam. Not sure this will last. Lindsay thought the guys doing the call-to-prayer on their knees were snorting coke off the floor. 

They’re going to replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 with Harriot Tubman. Just another case of female body shaming. Instead of Tubman, why can’t they call her Harriot Plus-Sized Person? 

Leonardo DiCaprio spoke to the UN on global warming. Then DiCaprio got in his private jet to Greece and took a helicopter to his yacht in the Mediterranean.

The first naked restaurant, Bunyadi, is opening in London. Bunyadi is a Hindi word that means “Waiter, can you wipe off this seat?” 

Pat Boone said the cast of “Saturday Night Live” is going to hell for a skit mocking a Christian baker who would not bake a wedding cake for two gay men. So by hell, “SNL” will have to listen to Pat Boone’s cover of “Stairway to Heaven” for eternity.  

The first naked restaurant, Bunyadi, is opening in London. Who would have thought the English expression Bangers and Mash would describe what was sitting on your seat before you? 

Remember the tiny, drunk Miami doctor, Anjali Ramkissoon, who assaulted an Uber driver on video? She was fired from her hospital today. It was Florida, so she was actually fired for not bringing enough meth to the company picnic.