Monday, April 18, 2016

In a rally in Buffalo, Donald Trump misspoke and referred to the terror attacks of 9/11 as 7/11. Asked to comment, Trump said, “I am just trying to give information, you know like the kids say, the 911.”

In Minnesota, a woman was arrested in McDonalds for masturbating with a Happy Meal toy. Apparently they gave her the Happy Ending Meal by mistake.