Sunday, April 17, 2016

It’s official, Boaty McBoatface won the poll to name the British polar research ship. They won’t use the name Boaty McBoatface, but since the ship is built for frigid conditions, they may call it the Hillary Clinton. 

In Minnesota, a woman was arrested for masturbating with a Happy Meal toy in McDonalds. “How much do you want for this story?” Asked Florida.