Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Johnny Manziel has been dumped by his agent.  This officially makes Manziel the most disappointing Heisman Trophy winner who has not murdered two people.

Former New York Mayor, Rudy Giuliani, has endorsed Donald Trump. Trump is a big admirer of Giuliani and all the things he did for New Yorkers on 7/11.

In a “Vogue” interview, Taylor Swift said the one thing she has to have in her refrigerator is hummus. Rich celebrities can be so disappointing. How is it not Unicorn liver pâté? 

In a rally in Buffalo, Donald Trump misspoke and referred to the terror attacks of 9/11 as 7/11. Give Trump a break. It’s not like he claims to be smart and good with numbers. 

The state of Utah has ceremonially declared pornography a public health crisis. This is pretty ironic considering this is a state with a town called Beaver.