“Star Wars: The Force Awakens” is about to pass “Titanic” in sales. Well of course a space ship will pass a sinking ship. Duh. 

Stanford still needs work on their trash talking: “Say there, athletic protagonist, hearsay has it your matriarch eschews the Oxford comma.” 

Donald Trump already broke his New Years Resolution. Trump said his resolution was not to be so damn awesome all the time.

Bill Cosby’s wife, Camille, will have to testify in a defamation suit against him. No word yet on if the judge and lawyers will pronounce her name Camille or like Cosby does “Cam- EEEEEEEElle.”