Saturday, December 26, 2015

Tesla announced they are two years away from a driverless car. And BMW is three years away from a douche-bag-less car.

In San Diego, a young man looking at his cell phone walked off a cliff and fell to his death. He was breaking up with his girlfriend via text and proved two theories: Darwinism and Karma.

A woman being mauled by a bear was accidentally killed by a rifle shot from her husband. In general it has not been the best Christmas for Steve Harvey. 

After naming the wrong winner for 2015, Steve Harvey was just signed to a lucrative three-year-deal to host Miss Universe. After signing, Harvey said; “It is nice to have a six-year deal to host Miss America.”