Friday, December 25, 2015

Google and Ford are teaming up to build a driverless car. And BMW and the makers of Preparation H are teaming up to make the perfect car for the perfect a-hole. 


Donald Trump got a lump of coal for Christmas. He said; “I’m going to have this coal pressed into a diamond. It will be huuuuuge.” 


Abstinence spokesperson, Bristol Palin, had her second child out of wedlock, a girl they named Sailor. The baby is named after pretty much all they know about the father.


Abstinence spokesperson, Bristol Palin, had her second child, a girl, out of wedlock. The baby is named Sailor I’m guessing after the father. They thought that name was better than The Tall Guy From the Bar.


Two female Louisiana high school English teachers were charged with having a three-way with a sixteen-year male student. Both women are facing jail and the boy is facing a lifetime of never having a Christmas this good ever again. 



Google and Ford are teaming up to build a driverless car. So one day soon, you too may own a Gooferd.