Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg, and his wife, Priscilla, had a baby girl named Max and Zuckerberg promised to give away his fortune. To which baby Max said; “I’ve been born for one damn day and I already hate hipster nerds.” 

Former head of the KKK, David Duke, is endorsing Donald Trump. To which Trump replied; “KKK isn’t by chance the folks that fixes cars, is it?”

Donald Trump claims to have many Muslim friends and they even gave Trump an honorary Muslim name: Ah-Soal Bin Lyin.