Thursday, October 01, 2015

Sports Update:

Now Tom Brady is backing off from endorsing Donald Trump. See, I thought Trump’s ego was too inflated for Brady’s liking.

The Houston Astros, Evan Gattis hit a home run against the Texas Rangers with just one hand. The only team that has been batting with one hand has been the Washington Nationals and that’s because the other hand is on their throat.

Prosecutors have decided not to charge Caitlyn Jenner in the Malibu crash. Well if that isn’t the most sexist thing I’ve ever heard. Bruce Jenner, the dude, gets in a crash and they investigate him; he becomes a woman and now it is all; "Don’t worry your pretty little head about it, Caitlyn darling."