US women’s soccer goalie, Hope Solo, will face domestic violence charges after a court reversed itself. It’s bad. When it’s done, Solo could qualify as an NFL player.

A man in Canada has pled guilty to trespassing, doing the laundry and feeding the cat and writing in the homeowner’s diary. If he had rearranged the furniture, it would have been the gayest crime in history.

A word-association poll claims the words associated with Donald Trump are “idiot,” “jerk”, “stupid,” and “dumb.” Trump is suing the poll with his law firm; “Bitter, Nasty, Angry and Petty.

For the first time in six years, NFL players went an entire month without getting arrested. To be fair, a lot of them can’t get arrested if they’re already in prison.

In Spain, Burger King has made it’s own wine they call “The Whopper Wine.” The wine is so good, when you drink it, you’re no longer creeped-out by the Burger King King.

Three more women have accused Bill Cosby of sexual assault bringing the total to 44. 50 and Cosby sets a Guinness World record.

The New York Jets are packing their own toilet paper to bring to London to play the Miami Dolphins Sunday. Big deal. The New England Patriots travel with their own toilet paper. It has pictures of Roger Goodell on it.