Tom Cruise is making a sequel to “Top Gun” 30 years later. You can tell Cruise is older, in this one he says; “I feel the need. The need to remember why I walked in here.”

Tom Cruise is making a sequel to “Top Gun” 30 years later. Now the only time he feels the need for speed is when he takes Metamucil.

Tom Cruise is making a sequel to “Top Gun” 30 years later. Remember that scene where he is on his motorcycle pumping his fist at the jets? That’s been replaced by Cruise on his rascal scooter giving the finger to punks on his lawn.

NBC dumped Donald Trump, his poll numbers are bad and gay marriage and ObamaCare passed. The only way this week gets worse for Trump is if P. Diddy hits him with a kettlebell.

Tom Cruise is making a sequel to “Top Gun” 30 years later. Now when he sings that she’s lost that loving feeling, he takes Viagra.

NBC dumped Donald Trump, his poll numbers are bad and gay marriage and ObamaCare passed. The only way this week gets worse for Trump is if that thing on his head gets rabies.

In Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s dissent against gay marriage, he used the terms “Jiggery-pokery” and "pure apple-sauce." Fortunately he is too hip to use the terms dag-nabbit and jimony crimony.

NBC dumped Donald Trump, his poll numbers are bad and gay marriage and ObamaCare passed. And Trump is not going to be happy about the finances of his Confederate flag factory in Greece.