The Supreme Court legalized gay marriage across the country. “Oh. Great. Super. Goody,” said gay people hoping to put off getting married. 

The Supreme Court legalized gay marriage across the country. The two happiest people are gay people who want to get married, and straight married men who believe misery loves company.

Disneyland has banned selfie sticks. Now the happiest place on earth is now one of the least douchiest places on earth.

Minnesota Vikings, Josh Robinson, tweeted his displeasure at the gay marriage ruling and compared gay marriage to pedophilia and incest. No offense, Josh, but I am going to wait and hear what the second stupidest man in the NFL thinks.

The US women’s soccer team faces China in the quarterfinals of the World’s Cup. The US is a heavy favorite expecting to outdrive China to the World Cup. Why are you looking at me like that? What did I say?