Saturday, June 27, 2015

In the Women’s World Cup soccer quarterfinal, Germany beat France in the “Where have we heard that before?” bowl.

Univision dumped Donald Trump’s “Miss USA Pageant” TV coverage over Trump’s pejorative remarks about Mexican immigrants. Now Trump is trying to make nice. Today that thing on Trump’s head was wearing sombrero.

As if Donald Trump wasn’t having enough of a bad week with Univision dumping his Miss USA pageant, now that gay marriage has passed, that thing on Trump’s head wants to marry his cat.

Supreme Court rules in favor of gay marriage and ObamaCare. The only way this week gets any worse for Donald Trump is if there is a ban on hair spray.

Poor Sarah Palin. Bristol Palin is pregnant again, “Fox News” has fired her and ObamaCare and gay marriage were approved. The only way this week gets any worse for Sarah Palin is if her husband, Todd, transitions to a Caitlyn too.