Thursday, June 25, 2015

Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol Palin, is pregnant out-of-wedlock for the second time. In a related story, Bristol’s speaking fee on abstinence might have to come down.

A study claims that for the first time ever, anywhere, the US has more obese people than overweight people. You know what this means? We’re #1. We’re #1.

As a result of the items retrieved in the Seal raid, it has been revealed Osama bin Laden had quite a porn collection. That’s why his nickname was Osama Bin Snappin’.