"All-right, buh-bye, all-right."

Seth Meyer's brother, Josh, looks like the unholy spawn of Matthew McConaughey and David Spade. 

Rap mogul Sean Combs, aka, P. Diddy, was arrested for attacking his son’s UCLA football coach with a kettlebell weight. Diddy would have attacked the coach with a gayer gym item, but there wasn’t a pink yoga mat handy.

A DNA lab determined KFC did not serve a man a fried rat. This explains KFC’s new ad: “Now made with 100% less rodents.”