Thursday, June 04, 2015

That is cray-cray town, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

A sex tape featuring rapper 50 Cent will be shown to a New York jury.  It is not a memorable performance by 50 Cent. He only gives the woman half a buck.

An investigation of the TSA revealed undercover investigators were able to sneak 95% of weapons and fake bombs past TSA airport checkpoints. The low point was when the ticking alarm clock duct taped to the road flares got through.

Dennis Rodman said he would like to date Caitlyn Jenner. Oh, man, when Kim Jong Un finds out, he is going to be so jealous.

Last weekend in San Diego, 92-year-old Harriett Thompson, became the oldest woman to run a marathon. The same day, I watched a whole episode of “Keeping up with the Kardashians” I did not want to watch because I could not reach the remote.

Caitlyn “Formerly Bruce” Jenner’s son, Brody, is dating a girl named Kaitlyn. This is why people have therapists on call.  

The minor league Syracuse Chief’s general manager, Jason Smorol, will get a prostate exam during the team’s game on Friday during the seventh inning stretch. He got the idea from reading about Alex Rodriguez’s Yankee contract.

Newark, New Jersey residents are being warned not to eat the fish they find washing up on the streets. Stick to eating the caviar, lobsters and steaks that falls off a truck.