Heading into the first game of the Stanley Cup, the Chicago Blackhawks are looking forward to playing in front of the hockey-savvy and knowledgable Tampa Bay Lightening hockey fans. All seven of them. 

Tampa Bay is to hockey what Caitlyn Jenner is to menopause. 

The Tampa Bay Lightening have banned Chicago Blackhawk fans from the first game of the Stanley Cup. When asked why, a Lightening executive said; “We want our ice skaters to use their slappy sticks to score points without undue distraction.”  

After 14 FIFA execs were indicted, FIFA president, Sepp Blatter, resigned. He claims he wants to spend more time fishing at his favorite fishing hooooooooooooooole.