Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are pregnant again. Kim isn’t taking any chances, she wants to make sure the baby is hers.

In England, a man participating in the World Naked Bike Ride was kicked out for having an erection. Apparently they have a strict “No kickstand” policy.

In England, a man participating in the World Naked Bike Ride was kicked out for sporting a tremendous erection. They kicked him and five women out. Actually, they just kicked him out, the five women followed him.

Bruce Jenner now goes by the name Catelyn and is on the cover of “Vanity Fair.” Excuse me while the two sides of my brain battle it out:

“She looks beautiful and happy.”

“Yeah, but he was a gold medal Decathlon winner.”

“It’s her choice”

“But Bruce was the World’s Greatest Athlete.”

“Her name is Catelyn, not Bruce.”