After being dumped by the Chicago Bears for his recent arrest for domestic violence, Ray McDonald was arrested yesterday for violating a restraining order. One more arrest and McDonald is in danger of becoming a Cincinnati Bengal.

Following all the arrests for bribery, FIFA now stands for First In First Absconded.

Following the 14 arrests of FIFA execs, FIFA president, Sepp Blatter, refuses to resign.  Those indicted FIFA executives are going to roll over on Blatter faster than a flopping soccer player looking for a yellow card.