Florida continues to be so Florida even Florida can't believe how Florida Florida is Florida. 

A woman in Australia has gone on 136 first dates in 17 months without one second date. She might want to re-think her opening line: “So when do you want to meet my parents?”

Scientists at Johns Hopkins say “hot-boxing” a room full of second-hand marijuana smoke does get non-smokers in the room high. The scientists also discovered that Cheetos dipped in applesauce is . . . awesome.

The bond rating company, Moody’s, has downgraded Chicago’s debt to junk bond status. Especially Chicago’s issue of their “2015 Cubs Win World Series” bonds.

The bond rating company, Moody’s, has downgraded Chicago’s debt to junk bond status. Especially their last series of bonds which listed its credit as “Oprah Will Pay You Back.”

In Florida, a 49-year-old shapely grandmother in a tiny bikini was arrested for drunk driving. I’m pretty sure there is a picture of a hot grandmother in a bikini flunking a field sobriety test on the Florida State Seal.