Wednesday, April 22, 2015

To protest against water pollution on Earth Day, Christopher Swain, swam in the most polluted body of water, the Gowanus Canal in Brooklyn. You know water is polluted when the name has both the words anus and anal already in it.

Rand Paul’s 22-year-old son, William, was arrested and charged with a DUI. And I had no idea he was a Secret Service agent.