A German study claims watching too much Internet porn can cause short-term memory loss. I don’t believe it, besides, what do those Swedes know anyway?

The Green Bay Packers announced they will retire Brett Favre’s #4 during the Chicago Bear game on Thanksgiving. But if you miss it, Packer fans, don’t worry, Favre’s number will unretire and retire four more times.

The head of the Drug Enforcement Agency, Michele Leonhart, is stepping down following a scandal where DEA agents had sex parties in Columbia with prostitutes hired by a drug cartel. Or as White House Secret Service agents call that: spring break.

The set of “Sesame Street” is being updated to reflect modern times. So now, instead of a garbage can, Oscar the Grouch will live in a Starbucks Recycling bin.