Rihanna has released a new single called; “Bitch Better Have My Money.” Just in time for Easter.

 “Bitch Better Have My Money” is the first song of the sweet trilogy that includes; “Who That Hoe Callin’ a Hoe?” and “Yo, Skank, yo’ Breath Stank.” 

Tex. Sen. Ted Cruz announced he is running for president. Is it just me, or does Ted Cruz look like that guy at work how goes to shake your hand and then pulls the “gotcha” and brushes his hair?