Friday, March 20, 2015

A lawsuit claims many California wines contain five times the allowable amount of arsenic. This just in: California wines have an allowable amount of arsenic.

Liza Minelli is back at a Malibu rehab facility. Now, I don’t want to say Liza has been there a lot, but the favorite pasta entre at the cafeteria is the Liza Minelli Vermicelli.

In the NCAA tournament today, Wichita State Shockers play the Indiana Hoosiers in the "What the hell does your team name mean?" Championship.