Monday, March 23, 2015

Wally Sez; "Happy National Puppy Day." 

Rep. Texas Sen., Rafael “Ted” Cruz, announced he is running for president. Cruz is so conservative he once tried to have himself, Penelope Cruz and Tom Cruise deported.

A new documentary is coming out called “Living in the Age of Airplanes” and it will be narrated by Harrison Ford. Look for their next documentary; “Safe Driving In Our Time” narrated by Suge Knight.

South African surgeons performed the first successful penis transplant. Well, sort of successful, the recipient gets an erection every time his cellphone rings. His bill is out the roof.

Today is National Puppy Day. Wouldn’t you love to hear the objections by animal rights groups to declaring a National Puppy Day? “How dare they exploit these poor dogs?”