Friday, March 20, 2015

A group is lobbying to change the face on the $20 bill from Andrew Jackson to a famous woman. Of course the treasury is trying to take the easy way out. They’ll just change the name under the picture from Andrew Jackson to Ellen Degeneres.

Donald Trump is considering running for president. I’m not sure about Trump as a president. Trump’s solution to everything is to take something from one place and sweep it over to cover up a problem somewhere else.

All five teams from Texas, Baylor. SMU, Steven F. Austin, Texas and Texas Southern, were eliminated in the first round of the NCAA tournament. And the shocking part is Tony Romo wasn’t even involved.

Sort of hard to believe all the teams from Texas wouldn’t be better at shooting. 

A new documentary came out called “Living in the Age of Airplanes” and it’s narrated by Harrison Ford. Look for their next documentary; “Safe Driving In Our Time” narrated by Suge Knight.

Starbucks is having their baristas write racially charged messages on their customers cups to promote a racial dialogue. The only racial dialogue I have ever heard in Starbucks is when an African American said; “Damn, you white people pay a lot for coffee.”

South African surgeons claim they have performed the first successful penis transplant. Although the recipient isn’t so sure. If the transplant was so successful, he wonders, how come he can only get erections during episodes of “Downton Abbey”?