Duchess Kate Middleton and Prince William are in New York. With all the protests, Kate and Will have to feel like they are at a wedding reception seated next to the newly divorced drunk couple:

“My mother wasss right, you were never good enough for me.”

“Your mother’s a whore.”

Entertainment now has to embrace social media and it is hard for us older dudes to keep up. LinkedIn was replaced by MySpace which was replaced by Facebook which was replaced by Twitter which was replaced by Instagram which was replaced by Yik Yak which was replaced by SlatNug. Just kidding, I just made up SlatNug. (Finger in ear) What’s that? There is now a SlatNug and it is huge?