Madonna posed topless for “Interview” magazine. She was on page 32, her boobs were on pages 31 and 34.

19-year Major League umpire, Dale Scott announced he is gay. Good for him. He is the first openly gay umpire in major league baseball. He was the first umpire to start the tradition of fastidiously dusting off home plate.

Southern California is bracing for rain on Tuesday. And by bracing, that means Googling rain to remember what it is.

The University of Alabama-Birmingham is shutting down its football program. To which the Oakland Raiders said; “Wait, so you can do that?”

NFL insiders say it is looking more and more like the Oakland Raiders will move back to Los Angeles. To which Los Angeles said; “Hercules,” the Cosby scandal and the Kardashians. Haven’t we suffered enough?”

I
n New England’s loss to Green Bay, the sideline camera showed Tom Brady yelling the F-word repeatedly in frustration. Tom, Tom, Tom, you’re rich, handsome and married to a super model, we’re the ones who should be yelling the F-word.

Since you asked:

What is most telling about my fallen idol, Bill Cosby, is the guy had four prime time network shows, one of them, "The Cosby Show" was wildly successful. And not one person from those shows, not one actor whom Cosby made a huge star, has come to his defense. 

Like Judd Apatow tweeted, they're either in shock or not shocked at all.