"Not this one, not this one, not this one. Oh, OK, here it is. The "Julia Roberts made up to look like an old sadistic lesbian prison warden" face."

What is "Bruce Jenner looking at his facial choices in the catalog of his plastic surgeon?"

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Apathy.

Apathy who?

Oh, who gives a crap?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

OCD.

OCD who?

Sorry, I can’t hear you over the vacuum cleaner.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A psychopathic murderer

A psychopathic murder who?

Really? You’re going to keep talking to me after I told you I was a psychopathic murderer?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A Control Freak, now you’re supposed to say; A Control Freak who?