Thursday, December 18, 2014

Bees to the knees if you please, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Ryan Seacrest broke up with his girlfriend, Shayna Taylor. They decided they wanted to pretend to date other people.

Ryan wants to focus on his career until he achieves his lifelong goal: having more jobs than Anderson Cooper. 

On “The View” Whoopi Goldberg and Rosie O’Donald got in a heated discussion on racism. Apparently Rosie thinks she knows more about being black than Whoopi does.

But in fairness, Rosie is a rich, white celebrity who barely finished high school, so it goes without saying she knows more about everything than anyone.

Happy 71st Birthday to Keith Richards. Mark my words: at the rate he is going, one day, Keith is going to look good for his age.

Since you asked:
For all the reasons there are to love Ellen Degeneres, those are the same reasons to dislike Rosie O'Donnell. Ellen never stopped being funny, she is nice to people on and off the camera, she is a staunch supporter of gay rights without being strident about it and she doesn't take herself way too seriously because she is a celebrity. 

Here is my question: Rosie O'Donnell was once a damn funny comedian. How did she stop being so funny so much? And if she isn't a comedian, what the hell is she? Besides famous?