Remember the show “Entourage”? Well they’re making a movie of it. Great, where are the North Korean hackers when you really need them?

The Rolling Stones hinted at a tour in 2015. This will be the “Everything Your Doctor Told You Was a Lie” tour.

The Rolling Stones hinted at a tour in 2015. This will be the “Now why did I come into this room?” tour.

The Rolling Stones hinted at a tour in 2015. This will be the “My Doctor Told Me To Keep Moving” tour.

The Rolling Stones hinted at a tour in 2015. The Stones are getting up there. Often, in the middle of a show, their 73-year-old drummer, Charlie Watts, will scream out; “You punks call that music? Stop that noise.”

The NFL Network aired its “Thursday Night Football” on Saturday. So on Thursday night will it be a “Saturday Night Football” game?

In Portugal, they unveiled a statue of their soccer star, Cristiano Ronaldo, and the statue features a bulging crotch. How bulging? Let’s just say that is one big Christmas package.

In the wake of the Sony hacking, North Korea’s entire Internet went down. This is horrible news the people in North Korea who own computers, all seven of them.

In the wake of the Sony hacking, North Korea’s entire Internet went down. This was shocking news to the people of North Korea. They had no idea they had an Internet.

A British man has spent over $150,000 in plastic surgery to look like Kim Kardashian. Sadly, he looks just like Bruce Jenner instead.

Since you asked:

Big fan of both Manning brothers, but from what I can tell from their faces, neither has ever thrown an interception that was their fault in their lives. Sure, they’ll man up and take the blame at the presser, but at the time, they always think the receivers went the wrong way.

Here is an idea for Peyton that may be so stupid it is brilliant: instead of calling a play, looking at what the defense is doing, changing the play, and then changing it again when the defense shifts again, just call a damn play and run it. The defense will never see that coming.  It is hiding in plain sight.

Although he got better during the game, something is clearly wrong with Peyton Manning. First hand, I know that look an athlete gets when he wants to believe he is not seriously hurt, but, deep down, he knows he is. It is the “I am going to keep from crying by trying to smile a little.”

As a die-hard dog lover, I genuinely feel guilty about my belief that pit bulls are inherently dangerous, right until a week or so later when one invariably mauls and kills a small child.