A woman in the crowd before the Tennessee game wept when Tim Tebow presented her with a piece of cake. Unfortunately for her, the cake was then intercepted and returned for a touchdown.

A Facebook friend - whom I haven't really spoken to since high school - informed me via direct message that my joke about Tim Tebow had offended her, as she is now a devout Christian. 

So I informed her I knew exactly to how to take care of this. 

Then I unfriended her.