"Orange is the New Black" is as awesome as Crazy Eyes, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

New York is going to lift its 15-year ban on owning a ferret. That's fine, but if they had a ban on ferrets, how has Donald Trump been allowed to have one on his head?

A study claims watching too much pornography can cause your brain to shrink. Not only that, but a study says too much pornography can cause your brain to shrink.

A study claims watching too much pornography can cause your brain to shrink. In a related story: me likes monkeys. They funny.

A study claims watching too much pornography can cause your brain to shrink. In a related story. Bedubby bedubby bedubby bedubby. (Bouncing finger off lips)


Since you asked:

Thought it couldn’t get worse than one of my rock idol’s songs being used for Cadillac commercial, Led Zeppelin’s “Rock and Roll.”

It just got worse.

One of my rock idol’s son’s song was used for a Geico commercial. Jakob Dylan, Bob’s son, had his song “One Head Light” swiped for Geico’s motorcycle insurance. 

Go ahead and throw me in an Afghanistan prison and let the Taliban use my butt for a Bounce-house.