Friday, June 20, 2014

After six-years where they were almost unbeatable, Spain has come under harsh criticism following their World Cup loses. In short, the reign of Spain ended mainly with disdain.
(To which my fellow comedy writer, Janice Hough added; “And blame, and blame”)

In the World Cup, Italy was upset by Costa Rica, 1-0. How can you expect Italians to do well in a sport where they can’t use their hands? They can’t speak a word or walk past a pretty girl without using their hands.

The mayor of the wealthy Los Angeles suburb of San Marino, resigned after a security camera caught him throwing dog poop on a neighbor’s yard. Otherwise known as a white person’s drive-by.

The reigning World Cup champions, Spain, is out after losing to Chile, 2-0. California Chrome co-owner, Steven Coburn, is furious because Chile did not have to run in the Derby or the Preakness.

Former “Jersey Shore” reality star, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was arrested for getting in a fight with his brother at a New Jersey tanning salon. We’re not sure what the fight was about, but we’re pretty sure it wasn’t over the crisis in Iraq.