Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Two greatest cars ever. Period. 

The Ford Mustang turns 50; the Mustang will celebrate turning 50 by getting a Corvette.

Monday, April 14th, it snowed in Chicago. The Chicago Cubs are tied for last in the National League Central. This could mark the first time the Cubs are mathematically eliminated from the playoffs when there is still snow on the ground.

San Francisco Forty Niner, Aldon Smith, was arrested at Los Angeles Airport for yelling he had a bomb. Smith was arrested for making a false bomb threat, disturbing the peace, resisting arrest and for being as stupid as Justin Bieber.

Six of the last 12 Masters champions have been left-handed. And a recent study claims left-handed people have better sex; in a related story, Tiger Woods announced he is switching to left-handed.

“Sports Illustrated” swimsuit cover model, Kate Upton, said she wishes her boobs were smaller so she could fit into smaller bikinis. “Oh, girlfriend, I so totally get that,” said not one straight man ever.

Let’s play a quick round of:

Overrated or Underrated.

“Goon” Underrated. Funny, bloody and touching.

“Kiss” Wildly overrated.

Mustard Underrated

Coffee Both overrated and underrated

Hot actresses short haircuts like Jennifer Lawrence and Shailene Woodley’s? Wildly overrated.

Naps Underrated

Grilled Cheese Sandwich with Tomato and Red Pepper Soup Underrated